January 2011
My Parents .
randomness-is-epic:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
"How do you know all of this stuff?" "Uh......
littlemissdorkette:
bamfbottomweasley:
TRUTH.
Watchburningbrighterx:
hailieee:
-skyunderthesea:
shawtysareshoddy:
prozac34:
neonflavoredskittles:vikkisleeps:-jasmineblu-(via crimsun)
Beautiful. Take time to watch, meditate and relax. Then kick the day’s ass.
So beautiful. I’d love to see this is person. Truly amazing.
This is beautiful.
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
littlemissdorkette:
AND CRY THE TEARS OUR OF OUR GENERATION. IT WILL NEVER BE OVER. I REFUSE TO SAY GOODBYE.
(but srsly. what else is there to do after we watch the last film? ANSWER ME!)
When girls wear heels to a concert.
br0ashleyshere:
Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants...
missyvetteappiateng:
letmebeakid:
theguythatfollowseveryone:
ITS NOT WHAT YOUT THINK!
Its just a tea bag.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -DEAD-
On Valentine's Day:
thats-epic:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
When your teacher thinks you're not listening, and...
youreawasteofsperm:
bacon-:
kulthum-ox:
And the teacher’s like:
and you’re like:
mine are always like
GOOD GUESS
and i’m like
FUCK YOU I JUST KNOW THIS ALREADY
love this feeling
Losing your parents while shopping
tom-bass:
retrorainfall:
burritoshopsoundtrack:
staytruetoyou-:
at 6 years old:
now:
omg me
accurate.
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
followmeunder:
catastrofuck:
com3dy:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
Watchkileydreamslucidly:
GPOY
This was the greatest thing I have ever seen on SNL in a long time.
On Valentine's Day:
woodrape:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
jillian-:
itsahopeforallthehopeless:
gotwanderlust:
zombiesforbreakfast:
caryrulesyourworld:
LOL
LMFAO! xD
omg can i do this.
oh god i HAVE to do this.
:)
That awkward moment when you ask for messages and...
karinalovexx:
colorfuldonuts:
-earstoseeandeyestohear:
story of my life.
lolol
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
tiffanymarieholland:
sik-em-rex:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
too funny to not reblog
When the teacher speaks in wrong grammar
-likeag69:
theburningpassion:
imagine being tumblr famous
stophammertime:
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000
being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you
REBLOG IF you think half of your friends secretly...
Whenever I hear someone mention a band I listen...
aselfishmachine:
i wish i could hang up gifs in my room like...
While walking with your friends...
beliebinjus:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends